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So, Missoulians have decided to start the party early for Independence Day. Delightful. I hate fireworks. They drive my ears into a pain so severe they nearly shut down, the smell aggravates me, and I can barely focus on myself, because they drive my dogs up the wall too and I have to control them before I can take care of myself.

To get my revenge on these fireworks, I’ve decided to spend today and tomorrow doing the most seriously unpatriotic thing I can think of. I think watching coverage of the Royals’ visit to Canada while listening to Korean pop and eating food from the Import Market down the street ought to do the trick.